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thelittlesisterhunter

BNHA Fanfiction AUs described by vines/memes (part 1)

highabovethecloudssomewhere

Leviathan by @rip-aizawa
“What do you want?“ 
"thE soUls oF tHe inNoCEnt”
“…a bagel." 
"nOoOoOOOOOoo”
“two bagels”

A Beacon in the Dark by @nohaijiachi
“I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me” 

Yesterday Upon the Stair by @pitviperofdoom
“IT’S A FIELD OF 30 GHOST BOYS”

Dis(associate) by @highabovethecloudssomewhere
“Guess I’ll die”

Live a Hero by @highabovethecloudssomewhere
“Then perish”

Pulling the Wires by @hitamory
Shouto: “Is something burning?”
Izuku: “My love for you well it could be my sICK MIXTAPE”
Shouto: …
Izuku: …
Izuku: “…AAAAND the kitchen’s on fire”
Shouto: *screeching*

Guillotine by @hitamory
“iS ThAT a poLiCe!!??”

Send Endeavor to the Shadow Realms by @pitviperofdoom
"YEET”

Erased Potential by @theslytherinpaladin
“Don’t talk to me or my son ever again”

Daymare by @introspectiveinquisitor 
“and release all of those sounds that are trapped in your mind”
*UNHOLY SCREECHING*

thelittlesisterhunter

which AU versions of midoriya izuku should you fight

pitviperofdoom

p&p: debatable. your chances of winning are more reasonable than most, but your chances of having superpowered royals from at least three different countries on your ass afterward will skyrocket. proceed with caution.

but you gotta get up at least once more: i have never actually read this fic but i know enough about it to know that under no circumstances should you ever try to fight this midoriya. don’t do it.

the thin gray line: you could give it a shot. no superpowers, but definitely a code of honor. if you fought him, he probably wouldn’t hold a grudge. can’t say the same for the local villains, though.

daymare: why. why would you want to fight starburst. his life is hard enough without you making him miserable, too. even disregarding his horrifying superpower, you would hurt him and he would be the one apologizing to you, and you would carry the weight of your sins for the rest of your life. worst of all is how disappointed kirishima would be with you. don’t do it. there’s nothing to gain.

my spirit academia: eh, go for it. he’s not interested in attracting attention so in all likelihood you’d get away with it, and he needs some sense knocked into him anyway. fight him. maybe that’ll get him to listen to reason.

erased potential: are you crazy? aizawa is practically his dad at this point, and you want to fight this boy? your funeral, buddy.

demolition lovers: you might actually be okay. you’d definitely lose, but he’d probably try not to hurt you too much. he’ll only wreck you if you talk shit about shouto.

yesterday upon the stair: not advisable. he fights dirty, and the amount of dead people you’ll have out for your blood isn’t worth it. he’s always up for a friendly spar, but any more than that and you’ll risk getting on rei’s bad side. fight him if you have to, but remember that you have no idea how long the dead hold grudges, or how long you have left to live.

kuriquinn
middleagedwomen-curves

And this is how religious people should react when someone comes out to them

quasar02

Re-blogging this from myself cause I wanted to add the most important part: before that first pic she acted like she was 100% on board with her granddaughter being gay while her granddaughter was there and I think that’s great. She had misgivings about it based on religion and upbringing but she cared enough about her granddaughter to not be an ass about it to her granddaughter. And all the above is after she’s out of the room. Who you are is not your gut reactions. It’s what you do with them.

lionowlonao3

i also wanna point out that when she says “god doesn’t make mistakes” she doesn’t say, “so elena can’t possibly be gay” she says it in the context that therefore if elena’s gay then god meant for her to be so i guess he doesn’t have a problem with it

electra-pylades

The Great  Sakura Haruno Fanfiction Recommendation List

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Otherwise known as my September 2019 Fanfiction Roundup 

The Get-Goods: In which our girl Sakura gets to train and become the bad ass she was always meant to be. (most romantic pairings are minimal). 

Retrograde Motion by Crunchysunrises -  From sixteen to eleven didn’t feel like a big jump until she realized that she was now the best ninja in their class. And that tiny Sasuke hates her for it. [My all time favorite Naruto fanfic. Funny and filled with incredible world building. This is what canon Naruto wishes it was]

Expedient by SwiftKick - Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Program between recently promoted genin to “bolster village relations.” Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing. [This one really plays with the idea of Sakura as a Redshirt and what that would do to your psyche. There’s some Deidara/Sakura, but it’s mostly focused on her growth.]

a girl in the forest of moss and bone by theformerone -  Katsuyu spits acid in her eyes, and Sakura must prove herself worthy enough for the slugs of Shikkotsu Forest to heal. [Sakura goes to Shikkotsu Forest to become a Slug Sage. This one feels like Naruto by way of Princess Mononoke.] 

Pulling My Weight by itsthechocopuff - During their mission to Wave, Sakura realises how behind she is in her training and decides to do something about it. She vows to become a shinobi her Village and her teammates can respect and depend on.

Survival of the Fittest by  cywscross -  Sakura is thirteen, still a Genin, lost in the middle of Earth Country, lugging an unconscious Chuunin around, and so far beyond scared that she’s moved right on to pissed off.

How To Save The World With No One Even Realizing by IncompleteSentanc (Erava) - It all starts with Rin’s kidnapping, and her subsequent rescue at the hands of a mysteriously appearing, monstrously strong, murderously violent woman. A woman with cotton candy pink hair.

Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term - It’s time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.

Dirt and Ashes, or: The One-and-a-Half Body Problem by Tozette -  The invasion of Konoha during the chuunin exam didn’t fail. Team seven is broken, people are dead, and Sakura is hurt and frightened and a very long way from home.

ABO:  In which ABO Fics treat the female characters better than the canon. 

Gratuitous Title Here, Please by Esloriath -  Sakura Haruno has hidden her omega status for as long as she can remember. What happens when an unplanned fight with the Akatsuki drains her of her last chakra reserves - those she uses to mask her scent?

Taken by MistressDragonFlame - Haruno Sakura was an Omega. She didn’t let her status hold her back, becoming a Jounin of Konohagakure, a disciple of the Godaime Hokage, and the strongest shinobi in the village. All she had to ensure was that she managed her heats, and kept a respectful distance between herself and her Alpha teammates.

Heart Under a Blade by yunyu -  Kakashi suspects the universe is out to punish him for his failures in the most poetic and painful matter possible, but he’s pretty sure he deserves it.

YOUNGins: In which our baby is a baby - and also a bad ass. 

The Flowers Cherish You by  ich_bin_ein_stern -  Nature has always cared for Sakura and Sakura has always loved nature. They have a beautiful, strong bond. But can such a bond withstand the tragedies that follow a shinobi’s life? 

About Face by  wroth_and_ruin  - A little yellow-haired boy saves Sakura from the bullies. And everything changes.

Time Flies Like an Arrow by  Katlou303 -  Sakura traveled back in time with the intent of changing everything, but something went wrong, and now she’s four years old having nightmares about impossible monsters and losing friends she has yet to meet.

Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 -   The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn’t end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she’s getting Team Seven out today.

ROMANCE: 

How & Why by  randomsomeone - A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn’t cut it and love doesn’t just happen, so how else can it work? [One of the all time Greats. Gaara/Sakura]

Heartbeat by letmeannoyyoutoday -  From the beginning of their relationship, Sakura never failed to thank Sasuke for every little gesture that he made. It took a while for him to realize that the reason she did it was because, the moment she accepted to be his wife and give him all that she had left to give, she honestly never expected to receive anything in return. [One of the few stories that made me really care about this couple. SasuSaku]

In Case of Blue Scroll by Leola Majora -   In Case of Blue Scroll the Hokage must lock himself in his office and pull his hair out as what he thought were memories of a long lost love turn out to be the memories of a mission he was about to assign his former student, Sakura Haruno.

Roommates From Hell (and Other Miscalculations) by Crunchysunrises -  Itachi has a girlfriend.  So does Kakashi.

Ikebana by waitingatthecrossroads -  She should never have caught his attention. Pursued by a prodigy, can Sakura manage to escape Itachi’s determined clutches? Will she even want to?

CROSS OVERS and AUs 

Menagerie by Crunchysunrises -  Twelve of Konohagakure’s shinobi are cursed by the animals of the zodiac. Most of them are pretending to be Sakura’s pets. [Fruits Basket meets Naruto] 

The Natural Habitat of Haruno Sakura by Tozette - Sakura moves to a new town to attend university and desperately needs to find a cheap room in a share house.Luckily, the Akatsuki need a new housemate.

Haruno Sakura fic recommendations?

hey guys, I just wanted to ask anyone here if u got any BAMF!SAKURA fanfics. Like, where she has a wake up call and decides to be a better shinobi, or somehow the Haruno clan is not just a civilian name, or maybe even a sad backstory that makes her strive to be a hero. It can include going back in time to save the world or stuff like that!

And even better yet!! I would love some team 7 growth where they slowly turn into a family rather than broken teammates! thank you!

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